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Leave it to me to update late. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Season's Greetings, you nerds! I hope the holidays have been treating all of you well! These losers will be back next year to resume their shenanigans and I’ve also got a bunch of projects planned for
voltizer: vua: quitechanel: This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right at you but they really can’t see a thing. You would feel completely
I just downloaded this alarm ringtone where choi jin hyuk says cheesy ass things to wake me up. Im trash lmao
Normal me: “dude… you still haven’t peed since you woke up… you gotta go… you have a friend visiting today soon you don’t have time to be omo trash..”Trash me: “yeah I know…. but I just want to hold a little..”Normal
netflix butt touch pizza culture vs im sorry im trash hold my hand you dumb nerd culture
I need to sleep longer than 3-4 hours a night because I can’t sleep but I have to wake up early orz I need to stop taking the coffee the coworkers give me q~q lissomeashley, ammi-ammi
thenewagecaveman: okay im assuming this angle is suppose to make it look like theyre laying ontop of the viewer if thats the case thEN GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU BONDAGE LOVING LITTLE TRASH HEAPS
allattafachina: im literally trash but they’re so cute i cant but at least im trash w/ twlstedthoughts
silversahoge: Aries: loves naruto Taurus: spend entire weekend marathoning anime lmao nerd Gemini: always in cosplay Cancer: cries over everything Leo: a-class weeb but also kinda hot Virgo: writes fanfiction Libra: wants everything 2 be ‘kawaii’
Gaga Trash™
I keep trying to convince myself to watch one of the newer ygo series but I always talk myself out of it because the current meta is terrifying lol
rlmjob: bestlittle1: rlmjob: *puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it* But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.
sarcarstic: onlylolgifs: Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train im sorry but
ohitsjustkim: esm398: jakebumlick: pika-brew: pika-brew: My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money
teslaarmor: badwolfin221bbakerst: syncategorem: dopejonker: we have to sacrifice someone so david bowie never dies #i volunteer robin thicke as tribute i think he said no, but im not sure, so lets go with yes Hey hey hey
featherdream44: fake-my-death: sckrewedup: Spread the word This did start today, May 15th, for some people but not everyone everywhere THIS IS IMPORTANT IM REBLOGGING TWICE
boots-n-cats: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: viergacht: karensrnith: “this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours” Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was
girlchub: currently lookin 4 a sugar daddy that doesnt wanna do any sexual stuff but just buys me everything i want and tells me im cute
peacockzzz: but-mi-cool: can you imagine hearing a rustling under your bed and so you check under and suddenly a fucking banana darts past you and out of your room this post to any other fandom would sound really weird and disturbing but to us its
jordynivy: annaoverboard: What if you wake up one morning and you’re in bed with the love of your life and they have their arm around you and their snoring like a fucking ass hole, but you can’t help but to smile and you hear a baby crying and it
gorillamunchies: youknowyouarerussianwhen: This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself. “alright class im no artist but-”
staff: fake-mermaid: i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can rude
slayboybunny: heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly”
soldmysoultorockandroll: imprintation: gsfsoul: Albert Einstein in Fuzzy Slippers how can you just scroll past this you can’t i tried to but as you can see i couldnt cannot ignore this post ok i tried but i had to scroll back up
f3tchh: earl-frank-sun: girlspines: pregnat4: k1mkardashian: thatsmoderatelyraven: i thought this was a chicken with its hands on its hips omfg IM TRYING SO HARD TO SEE THE CHICKEN BUT ALL I SEE IS A PUG??? that is one sassy chicken oh my
you-wish-you-had-this-url: catp0rn: this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com no okay but let me tell you a story so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself
anglosexual: noobtheloser: I may have been reaching a bit with this premise, but fuck you it was fun to draw. i was so confused but then half-way through i knew
cakellouse: WHEN UR OTP IS SO FUCKING CANON BUT IT ISNT OFFICIALLY CANON BUT THE FUCKING OFFICIAL ART IS SUGGESTING THE FACT UR OTP IS CANON AND U JU S T
lux-xxiii: idk if its been done but im sure it has but here you go any how
shipsnotdrugs: so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza we had a simple request so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t
leomanaids: bitchcraftandwiggatry: dirudo: “I’m not rich” “But I have a big dick” “I don’t have a big dick” “But I am rich” “I’m rich” “And I have a big dick”
benwinstagram: robin williams was like that uncle you didn’t see often but when you did he’d always make you smile and you remembered nothing but good things… i didn’t expect to feel this one so much
radboysehun: im ok w spending ุ on food but wont buy a ุ shirt
chad-hunter: awesomephilia: strippedtease: okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.
barnacleboyofficial: maljoylove: indiscoverable: stardustkr7: justplainsomething: morice: songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its
piqued-geek: nickelode0n: sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t
japhers: folwer: but its important IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: boots-n-cats: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: viergacht: karensrnith: “this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours” Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto
bckyb4rnes: youngmushroom: hwatlarry: if you are a vegan great! tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it but if you ever ever tell me that im a killer or try to make me feel bad for eating meat i will eat you ok
“But the Bible says…”
ghcst: im so miserable but i laugh at everything
sasusakunaru7: namikazekushina: ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT KILLER BEE NO BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS REALLY!!! KILLER BEE IS GONNA BE ON THIS MOVIE LIKE REALLY IM SO HYPE ABOUT IT XD CAN WE TALK ABOUT LEE DESTROYING A METEOR WITH HIS FIST?
cardaughter: edgeofboring: majora: devilbatghost: Imagine being alive on 4/20/69 FURIOUSLY EATS HEALTHY AND EXERCISES REGULARLY i dont usually add captions to posts but….i was born in 99 & im gonna be 69 on 4/20/2069. this is it. this
pastellish: THIS TOOK ME FOREVER IM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN I really wanted to draw Black Lady because of the eclipse and all but then i realised that it would take me too long to finish it so i decided to try animating but it took as long as an usual
history1970s: idk where the source for this is but i literally cant sleep bc im laughing at it so much and cant stop looking at it
jurassicgaga: dinognar: blackberryshawty: fohk: douxkitten: theoldness: kill me now im ready for death im just a pup I’m trying not to kink shame here but they make this so difficult sometimes this is literally why i kinkshame I honestly
legend-of-sora: uwu-chan: inuzuk: im crying at this little old lady who posts nothing but skyrim videos and starts it off with “hi grandkids” the only gaming channel i want to see This woman is a gift.
kodaksnacks:Feelin: Idk but im lit
Haha! I may be messy garbage heap of person but watch this!-levitates trash into approximation of a person for 1 hour-
i was gonna just block that anon it but i decided to post the ask, it made me laugh too much
/sees homestuck group fanart me : where the fuck is nepeta
pearl-likes-pi: i found this in the trash can and posted it here bye
ok so remember that wings!blake drawing i did. the one where shes in an outfit similar to her “intruder” one?TRASHING IT. its OUT. GOOD RIDDANCE.because i found a better outfit. much more formal yet…casual. an outfit weiss would be proud of
thank you for your strong “kindred spirits” recommendation but i am buying the trash. i want the sonohana trash.
my drawing motivation/inspiration has been very sporadic lately @n@its like i want to draw everything but then go to draw something and trash it after 3 seconds idk its wildbut i am drawing a little bit! i just don’t always post them… if y’all
